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[sugarsyrup]

Dear Journal,

REALLY getting used to this cucumber business.
Truly? One might say, even, PERSONALLY?
I'm quite INSPIRED by the RESTRAINT of so much EXCESS cucumber FLAVOUR.

That's why,
from now until sometime in March when I forget,
if you come round Sludge Cup and HAPPEN to insert the very word --
CUCUMBER--
into your order, and I HAPPEN to NOTICE,
why, wouldn't that be at LEAST a very good personal INSIDE JOKE????
And at most, PERHAPS, a free beverage or pastry???? PERHAPS???
Who knows!!! And that's the fun in it!

Sincerely,
Kitty

Comments

[asterroid]

Is this cucumber a one time cucumber only deal or could it cucumber be potentially used for free cucumber drinks through March cucumber.

[sugarsyrup]

With DEEPEST self-love, I assure you I shall NEVER remember if you've used it once before!!

[asterroid]

And I for my part swear to never make the attempts repetitive.

[sugarsyrup]

Oh, gonna wear a new hat every time?

[asterroid]

Every time's predictable. I also have access to many wigs.

[sugarsyrup]

A good wig is EVERYTHING.