Hugo's "sexy" -- and now forever gone -- outfit included a yellow floral, short-sleeve button down and light brown bellbottoms. Passing through the door, he suddenly finds himself in a green-red-yellow kilt, a beige top with a string tie near the neck, and an OWL MASK.

"Hoo, hoo," he asks strangers. Who? Who?

All in all, he's pretty pleased with this clothing trade. And he's equal parts bewildered, bemused, and thrilled by this place's magic.

He will Spin The Chicken.