"What are you?" Hugo asks the chicken. "Messenger or the fate itself?" And now it's his turn to try and make eye contact with the bird, which is actually quite difficult considering its eyes are on the sides of its head.

"Well. I'm getting nothing." He looks back up at his mystery partner. "Alright, this is where I'm at. I think you and I kiss, and if we're wrong -- if we're breaking Spin the Chicken rules -- then we stand and face our punishment together."

And with that, he tosses the chicken aside -- it's fine, it has wings -- without giving it a kiss. “But that’s just my two cents.”