James decided at the last minute to drop in and see what the deal was with this party... wearing absolutely nothing special or out of the ordinary, just a pair of jeans and a t-shirt (that, admittedly, has been a favorite of his ever since a girl told him it made his biceps look huge). Only when he walked through the door, his clothing transformed into a GODDAMN SATYR COSTUME. Suddenly he's shirtless in a pair of furry pants and a mask with horns and he cannot, for the life of him, stop laughing.
WHAT'S UP, JAMES?