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lorcan 🌙 scamander ([personal profile] fursuiter) wrote in [community profile] henhursthall 2021-04-04 09:33 pm (UTC)

SISTER DULCINEA'S CONFESSION BOOTH: Lorcan

Character Name: Lorcan Scamander
Confession:
  • Disloyal to his opossum-ordained spouse.
  • Habitual sodomite and hedonist.
  • Thought it was funny when the Doxy tried to attack Albus.
  • Craves the meat of chicken.
  • Has lusted after someone in a relationship.
  • Drinks directly from the milk jug and puts it back in the fridge.
  • Sprinkles his nail trimmings and shed hair into his potted plants to help them grow, and also because it makes him feel more connected to the plant if it has a little piece of him in it.
    Honesty: 10
    Fear of (Chicken) God: 3. Just superstitious enough to have a healthy respect for unknown entities.
    Hard Boiled Eggs: Put eggs in pot of water, bring water to a boil, take pot off fire once boiled with the intention of taking them out in five minutes. It's never five minutes; either he forgets about them and leaves them sitting there for hours, or he gets impatient and fishes them out of the boiling water to eat them.
    DEVIL'ed Eggs: No, this is obviously a Test.
    Privacy: Chaos!!

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