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[toadyouso]

I need one of you to ask Willoughby Sprout out on date IMMEDIATELY. Sweep him off his feet!

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[noelnoel]

bet i can lift him!!!!

[toadyouso]

Noel, you're perfect. Lift him up and carry him FAR away.

[noelnoel]

ok!!! where am i taking him!!!

and what if he says no!!

[toadyouso]

WELL. He and I apparently have very similar tastes so you should take him to a boardwalk carnival and win him a foolishly large plushy.

He won't say no. You're Noel Finnigan-Thomas.

[noelnoel]

i'm real good at those games! the frog game is the best
you like that one too right?

does he like blokes?

[toadyouso]

It's my favorite! And since Willoughby is trying to BE me, I'm sure he'll love it too >:(

I think so but I'm not 100% sure actually.

[noelnoel]

!!! what did he do???

i don't fancy blokes that much either so it can be a lads day but its only 2 lads

[toadyouso]

Accepted a cute succulent in a lil frog pot from Morty. As you can see, he's Single White Femaling me.

Hmm. Is it mean to make him fall in love with you?

[noelnoel]

ohh... but you ARE a single white female

still!!! thats no good?!!! ... right?

i don't think he will fall in love with me if morty is his type. first of all i am alive :( the bar is set real high already

[toadyouso]

It’s no good, Noel. It’s extremely no good.

You’re tall and fit. Potato potato. We’ll get you a little sheet to wear if we need to.

[onthescene]

Nothing more romantic than a cactus.

[toadyouso]

It was an echeveria!!!

[onthescene]

Is that good or bad?

[toadyouso]

Really good :(

[onthescene]

What's the worst cactus?

[toadyouso]

Silver torch cactus. They look like moldy willies.

[corriespondence]

What really?

[noelnoel]

im strong!!!

[corriespondence]

How I did not realize that.

[onthescene]

Why?

[toadyouso]

I need him OFF the market ASAP.

[onthescene]

... why?

[toadyouso]

Are you going to help?

[onthescene]

Haven't decided yet.

[toadyouso]

Use your investigative journalism skills then and figure it out.

[onthescene]

[...] Can-do.

[20thcenturytoy]

What's in it for me?

[toadyouso]

I’ll pretend to like it when you play guitar.

[20thcenturytoy]

Are you a good actor?

[toadyouso]

I'm no Aster but I'm sure I'll manage.

[cristrelawney]

That's sort of cruel, isn't it? Unless they're interested in him.

[toadyouso]

Desperate times call for desperate measures, Criswell.

[cristrelawney]

Why are you desperate?

[toadyouso]

Have you seen Morty?

[cristrelawney]

[...] Yes?

[toadyouso]

So you understand why I'm willing to neutralise the competition.

[cristrelawney]

[...] Not really, no.

But you seem adamant.

[toadyouso]

Cris, where are you? Let’s go stare at Morty.

[cristrelawney]

My apartment. [...] But I'd rather not.

[asterroid]

To save you from temptation,deliver you from evil?

[toadyouso]

Deliver me TO evil. Wrap me up with a ribbon and hand me over.

[asterroid]

So while Willoughby is just going on a date, you can go on a date with a devil.
I like this, I support it.

[toadyouso]

Precisely. I want to go on the type of date that gets me assigned 1000 Hen Marys.