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[corriespondence]

This weekend in family news, I don't know how Holly finds out about these things but apparently my brother went to a duchess's house party and was gonna just not tell us about it.

Also we're apparently getting a whole family portrait done because someone has to be a thoughtful adult who wins at birthday presents.

Maybe I'll give him my plot and use all the veg he grows for wishes.

Comments

[valerianroot]

Is your brother a social climber? I've never taken you for one.

[corriespondence]

I'm not! And last I checked he wasn't either, but who knows. He doesn't tell us anything hardly. But that's not the sort of thing you just get randomly invited to is it?

[valerianroot]

I've never been invited to a duchess's house so I really couldn't say. Maybe ask Potter. I'll bet he has a story or two.

[corriespondence]

Albus has probably fallen down a duchess's chimney and been mistaken for her long-lost cousin.

[valerianroot]

That must be the first step to getting invited to the parties.

[chasingrivers]

ok but has he ever been to a chicken house party

[corriespondence]

I think I can safely say I'm the only member of the family who's spent this much time around chickens.

Are you throwing a chicken house party, and can I come, and can we post loads of pictures on Wiztagram so I can rub the feathers in his face?

[chasingrivers]

wait do you think i can get a rent discount if i throw a chicky bday party bc hell yea then we're talkin

[celebritea]

If that gets you a rent discount I simply must be on the party-planning committee.

[chasingrivers]

how many feathers can you scrounge up this is KEY

[celebritea]

Oh please. Do I look like a child to you? Of course I can find feathers.

[chasingrivers]

man fuck kids all "i drew a picture of us swimming in 3000 feathers with our best friend bigfoot" like my best friend bigfoot is allergic to chicken dander tiny idiot

[celebritea]

I have no idea what you're saying. Do you need feathers for the party or not? Hypoallergenic will cost you extra.

[chasingrivers]

bigfoot's busy we can get allergenic af

[celebritea]

Great. Consider it done!

[corriespondence]

I'm sure it helps but my brother must've found another way. He's not nearly adventurous enough to be up on that roof in the first place.

[corriespondence]

Is it chicken themed or in honour of a chicken or both?

[valerianroot]

Well, if you figure it out, let me know. I wouldn't mind having a wealthy patroness.

[chasingrivers]

both BUT if we have to lie abt a chicken's hatchday i'm willing to put that on my karmic record

[corriespondence]

Shouldn't you be making a bucketload of money yourself by now after playing Quid for so long?

[valerianroot]

Why, what are you making?

[asterroid]

My brothers never go to duchess' homes. How do you purchase that upgrade.

[valerianroot]

Maybe you're not doing enough to get us invited.

[asterroid]

That's my responsibility why? Show some initiative.

[valerianroot]

You're glamorous.