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I know this is day two, and I don't want to be that person but could someone kindly get... what is unquestionably the most disgusting backpack in history... out of my room?

I havent figured out who it belongs to and I haven't opened it because it smells like rotting lunch.

Meanwhile, my bags appear to still be at large.

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What kinda piece is it. You sharing?

started out ham n oreo but i bet its grown up by now

Probiotic. Issit ham on top or oreo?

that bag saw me thru 3 wks in belgium it would never leave me

Bingo. You'll be happy to learn that I thoroughly embarrassed myself in front of the Scamanders last night when they had to rescue me from an escaped doxy.

Have you gotten your luggage back yet?

It sounds like it's about to gain sentience. Maybe it'll walk back to you.

pffffttttttt baby back's been on the verge of walking n talking for a million years, she's too lazy

ham in btwn slices o' oreo, my spec-ee-al

Ugh. ‘Some trouble’ is just solisiter talk for ‘your rights are fake.’

ah, so you can still feel shame around us?

at this point i think that is entirely called for. Do you want me to get the backpack out of your room for you? I've been trained in hazardous cursed item disposal safety for work

my boy the sammy's been lost in that deep extendo-pocket for ages

it's MEAT that's been left out for MONTHS except it's a SANDWICH

2nd

ewwwww oh my god

Children grow up when you least expect, though, I hear.

it's a DELICACY!!! or in chaseses case........ an ACCIDENT!!!!

Your rights are very real, but so are other people's and sometimes they cross because we have a broken legal system, and it's good that there are solicitors to navigate that.

Fortunately in this (hypothetical?) scenario, it'd be the other party's burden of proof to show it was theirs at all in the first place which is pretty difficult unless your name's on everything.