Corrie's mouth twists. "Nah, I don't think I've even seen her. It was the new bloke, Hugo. He's... interesting? Did a fork trick, too." She doesn't sound annoyed but she's definitely a wee bit baffled.

"My story's pretty short, compared. Can't remember when you left exactly, were you around when I signed with the Falcons? Mum was pissed, did that two years, lived in a place of my gran's, traded to Wigtown. Ta-da," she finishes, making jazz hands.