Hugo Weasley, a natural ladies' man. Albus makes a mental note to talk to his cousin later about this "fork trick." Keep the girls guessing, and all that.

"Right, I remember the Falcons," Albus lies. In truth, he'd been a bit of a mess that summer, but it would make him a real jerk not to have noticed something as huge as Corrie signing with Falmouth and pissing off her mum. Albus tilts his head a little, considering this unembellished story (not Portree?), and opts for the neutral response. "Wigtown's a decent team, congrats. Even better now with you on the starting lineup, yeah?"