Albus groans. "People always think I'm a cop. Occupational hazard of being Harry Potter's son, I guess." Although people never think James is a cop, mostly because James is actually cool. Ugh. Albus shakes his head, and tries to put on a winning smile. "Honestly, I just want to clear this bingo card as fast as I can. I mean, do we really think asking someone if they cut their own hair is the way to find a date?"
SPEED DATING BINGO: Ebenezer Smith