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[fursuiter]

hello, i am conducting a survey to help unravel the mysteries of henhurst hall

💝 What is your name?
💝 How old are you?
💝 What is your sexuality?
💝 What is your current relationship status?
💝 What age ranges do you seek in a romantic or sexual partner?
💝 What do you consider to be sexy attire?
💝 Do you eat meat?
💝 Are you RSVPing to the Ostara Masquerade?

thank you for your time

Comments

[terebinthine]

Will you all please stop hooking up with people twice your age?

[unauthentic]

Look, it was the only way to get an invite to a party at Tom Hanks' mansion. Not that it was a horrible burden to go out with a beautiful, rich older woman or anything.

[terebinthine]

Who is Tom Hanks?

[unauthentic]

Muggle screen actor. Incredible presence. Affable and yet commanding. I told him that I'd never seen one of his films because it was against my culture to interact with machines, and yet he still adored me.

[highlygrifted]

You have absolutely not been to Tom Hanks' mansion.

[fursuiter]

no