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[fursuiter]

hello, i am conducting a survey to help unravel the mysteries of henhurst hall

💝 What is your name?
💝 How old are you?
💝 What is your sexuality?
💝 What is your current relationship status?
💝 What age ranges do you seek in a romantic or sexual partner?
💝 What do you consider to be sexy attire?
💝 Do you eat meat?
💝 Are you RSVPing to the Ostara Masquerade?

thank you for your time

Comments

[unauthentic]

Isn't it sexist to think that a woman in her 40's is no longer desirable?

[hotgoss]

GOSH no I never said THAT I just want to know all the details!

[horsie]

👀👂

[unauthentic]

Ah, well, we met in L.A. (that's Los Angeles, in America) when I foiled a carjacking (using magic, but discreetly, of course). It turned out that she was a famous Hollywood producer and that by saving her car, I had also saved several top secret screenplays for a major movie franchise. She was so grateful that she insisted on taking me out to lunch, we really hit it off, and one thing led to another...

[hotgoss]

FOR REAL?

Thats like honestly the coolest thing I have ever heard

[unauthentic]

It sounds more impressive than it was, really. If you haven't tried it yet, you should go overseas and chat up some strange Americans! They'll all think your accent is sexy.

[hotgoss]

Hmmmm tempting honestly but it didn't work out great for my parents.