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[fursuiter]

hello, i am conducting a survey to help unravel the mysteries of henhurst hall

💝 What is your name?
💝 How old are you?
💝 What is your sexuality?
💝 What is your current relationship status?
💝 What age ranges do you seek in a romantic or sexual partner?
💝 What do you consider to be sexy attire?
💝 Do you eat meat?
💝 Are you RSVPing to the Ostara Masquerade?

thank you for your time

Comments

[corriespondence]

The only mystery I want solved right now is whether this is an orgy.

[ringhollow]

Not if your sexy attire's one of those fake sumo costumes. No access.

[corriespondence]

Or one of the T-Rex ones.

[fursuiter]

i did also get orgy vibes from it, given the sexy attire bit, but ostara is considerably less horny than, say, a bacchanalian party.

[highlygrifted]

What’s that?

Both things, actually.

[fursuiter]

ostara takes place during the spring equinox. it's named for the germanic goddess of spring and celebrates spring, fertility, and new beginnings. easter-esque, minus the christianity.

bacchanalian parties are unquestionably raunchy. they're parties or festivals the god of wine and revelry, bacchus, would have enjoyed. drinking, dancing, debauchery.

[corriespondence]

Sexy attire, masks and not getting too close to your family. 100% orgy.

[fursuiter]

it does seem that they're keen to set us up to mate with our peers. henhurst opened the week before valentine's day, offered incentives to attend the meat cute, and were involved in running the event.

i don't think they'd organize an orgy this soon, though. but it may be another singles' event.

[corriespondence]

Well I hope you're right about that, because the masquerade bit sounds fun.

But if they are really keen on us all pairing off or whatever, literally all they have to do is chill. I'm not going to complain about a good non-sex party but why are they in such a hurry?

[fursuiter]

somethingsomething numerology, somethingsomething destiny.

put a bunch of single, attractive young adults under one roof and some of us are bound to pair up eventually. but maybe they're on a time crunch. it has to be expensive to run a place like this while charging so little for rent.

[corriespondence]

I thought he was rich and all? You'd think he could afford at least a few months unless there's a real specific deadline coming.

[hotgoss]

What's ostara?

[fursuiter]

please view the above response to siân.

[hotgoss]

Oh so it's EASTER.

But if fertility is in there that could be sexy?

[roxstarenergy]

In my experience
This is how 99 percent of orgies start

[potionmagique]

What? How many have you been to?

[roxstarenergy]

Total 0 so. Limited experience, but still full confidence.

[potionmagique]

You're very convincing.

[roxstarenergy]

I'm sorry.
Don't worry. Boring as ever.

[potionmagique]

In that case, d'you reckon you'll RSVP?

[corriespondence]

Now I'm curious about the 1% though.

[roxstarenergy]

Allowing for that rare casual orgy.

[corriespondence]

That feels the less sexy option, but easier on a budget I suppose.

[roxstarenergy]

And on a schedule.

[corriespondence]

That helps too, yeah. But on the other hand, if you have a casual orgy blokes're gonna show up in cargo shorts and I just don't think I could go for that, you know?