(no subject)

[fursuiter]

hello, i am conducting a survey to help unravel the mysteries of henhurst hall

💝 What is your name?
💝 How old are you?
💝 What is your sexuality?
💝 What is your current relationship status?
💝 What age ranges do you seek in a romantic or sexual partner?
💝 What do you consider to be sexy attire?
💝 Do you eat meat?
💝 Are you RSVPing to the Ostara Masquerade?

thank you for your time

Comments

[humansuit]

I'm not answering this.


Do you think sexy attire actually means anything? Isn't "sexy", by its nature, subjective, so anyone can show up in (almost) anything, and it'd be sexy, arguably?

[fursuiter]

i don't want you to answer it


i had thought that "sexy attire" meant the attire that the majority of our peers found sexy. scorpius finds a well fitted suit to be sexy-- lucky you!-- but he is the only one (out of five) who has decidedly answered that question.

[humansuit]

Good.

Anyway. All right. That's annoying. I hope it's a suit, that's fine.
What are you wearing?

[fursuiter]

a well fitted suit. i can't risk being rejected at the door for being unsexy. if i can appeal to scorpius, they'll let me in.

[humansuit]

Just as long as it's a different color to mine.

[fursuiter]

agreed. we can't afford to get mixed up again

[humansuit]

And someone has a history.
I get grey, that's my nicest.

[fursuiter]

someone wouldn't dare to make the same mistake twice.

i'll go with red. i want to signal to potential mates that i am available.

[humansuit]

And I want to signal that I am a rock, so this is perfect.

[terebinthine]

Wait, no, correction. I thought I was telling you what I feel good in.

[fursuiter]

you do not also find it sexy on others?

[terebinthine]

Sometimes. It's variable. The answer to that question is much more complicated, and I don't feel like articulating it.

[fursuiter]

understood. after some consideration, i think i may go as a priest. do you still have that robe around?

[hotgoss]

Ugghhhhhh

[humansuit]

What.

[hotgoss]

The subjective blah blah blah thing

[humansuit]

Well isn't it? Nothing's objectively sexy because everyone has a different idea of what's attractive.

[hotgoss]

UGH like MAYBE but theres definitely stuff that most people agree is and isn't sexy and obviously it means like the usual sexy stuff

[humansuit]

Did you write it?

[hotgoss]

The sexy code?

[humansuit]

I meant the invitation so you could truly guess the intent but if you wrote the sexy code I’d be curious, too. Is it published?

[hotgoss]

Not published but maybe I should start writing it down to help people who don't understand how to be sexy

[humansuit]

That only works if you’re the sole authority on what’s sexy and frankly I don’t think that’s proven yet, or possible at all.

But what would you say is sexy clothes.

[hotgoss]

Loads of people publish books on stuff that there not the sole authority on though.

In general or for a party?

[humansuit]

Yes, and it's misleading.
Both, and why is it different.