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Oh my god Svetlana is like the best? I can't believe I was her first sale of the day she is GORGEOUS.

Also, you guys's willingness to date CHICKENS and MEAT is concerning!!!

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Gigi we are all made of meat anyway.

That's what I said!

We just need to find her a meatfriend and she'll understand.

No no no no NO

Maybe?

NO!

Not convinced.

That I don't want to date meat?

What is it that you want from a boyfriend if not the meat?

And I DON’T mean that in a disgusting way.

What OTHER way is there than the disgusting way???

You know, just like a nice beefy body? Not his hot dog.

I mean I want both but I also want the emotions

And not literal meat??

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Aww Griz. We’ll make sure they’re live meat, and all. Only the freshest.

That sounds like you're setting me up with a COW!

No, of course not, not the whole thing.

But if you did have to label one cut of meat the sexiest, which do you think.
For research.

GROSS!!

Sirloin steak DUH.

Oh, I can work with that.

I'm concerned

She strikes me as a rump roast girl.

Oh she can do better. A nice tenderloin.

Wait.

Shouldn't we be thinking about poultry instead, given the living arrangements?

Ah. You’re right. Switch our attention to a nice drumstick.

NO THAT'S EVEN WEIRDER

I don't know what this conversation means anymore

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