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[corriespondence]

Sooo did I just join a cult, or.........................................?

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[chasingrivers]

dibs on leader

[corriespondence]

I'm not like super up on cults but isn't there usually one already?

[chasingrivers]

i didn't hear anyone else call dibs sooooo

[corriespondence]

Fair enough. What's your platform?

[alivent]

Yes, but I'm unclear on if this is one where we can only eat chickens or aren't allowed to have chicken at all.

[corriespondence]

I feel kinda conflicted on eating chicken in front of chicken Jesus.

[brommando]

What now?

[corriespondence]

You haven't been on the third floor yet, have you?

[alivent]

Do you suppose that'd be a cardinal sin or do the bird puns only go as far as poultry?

[corriespondence]

I think they're all fair game, but I dare you to find a way to use ostrich.

[potionmagique]

There were so many other questions I hadn't even thought of that one yet.

[corriespondence]

So many. This place is wild. I heard there's a train station??

[potionmagique]

I'm in a cozy medical ward.

[asterroid]

30%-70% chance.

[corriespondence]

What if that chicken video was some kind of hypnosis thing?

[asterroid]

Oh easily yeah, but there'd be no way of knowing. It's far too late.

[terebinthine]

I'll tolerate it until they ask us to wear matching robes.

[corriespondence]

If they make us match I wanna pick the uniform.

[terebinthine]

It'll be Quidditch robes, won't it?

[ringhollow]

I'm on the barbecue floor!

[corriespondence]

There's a barbecue floor???

[ringhollow]

It has a hot tub!

[highlygrifted]

Make sure the paparazzi got a picture of you entering, just in case you go missing.

[corriespondence]

Well they definitely got a picture of somebody!

[highlygrifted]

Why is this so ominous?