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[toadyouso]

I'm trying to catch up but the energy in this block of flats is extremely CHAOTIC.

Can I get a recap of the shenanigans I missed, please and thanks?

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[ladscience]

I put an egg in vinegar and maple syrup, hit like and subscribe for hot hot updates on this exciting project

[celebritea]

Zso, you're going to be so disappointed to learn it's actually been quite dull since all the ado about moving in. I've heard rumors of some sort of meat circus, but I didn't see it. Besides that the talk of the town is the Ostara masquerade we've all been invited to — hosted by who knows who! At least you've arrived in time for that.

[toadyouso]

Are you going to eat it?

[ladscience]

I'm going to make it bigger.

[toadyouso]

And then eat it?

[toadyouso]

Wait, we don’t know who invited us?

[ladscience]

Not yet. Possibly not ever. But I've got like two days until I have to decide on the next step.

[celebritea]

The invitation was simply signed "your friend(s)".

[toadyouso]

UGH! We have to find out who is hosting. I can’t go if I don’t know. Especially on an equinox.

[toadyouso]

I’m not liking anything until I know if you’re going to eat it.

I’ve seen a big egg before.

[ladscience]

How big do you reckon it needs to be to start raking in those likes? 110%? 112%?

[toadyouso]

How fast is it growing?

[hotgoss]

YOU MISSED THE MEAT CARNIVAL!

[toadyouso]

What is a MEAT carnival?

[ladscience]

Fast enough to kill us all in a few months, if we're lucky!

[asterroid]

Hmm. I think the key points were:

Father Peck would make a hot priest man.

Don’t eat the prosciutto in the fridge, it’d probably taste like pickles anyhow

The small cleaning denizens are in fact represented it’s fine

there’s a non zero chance it’s going to be a meatsquerade, and we have to dress sexy.

[ringhollow]

Got more?

[ladscience]

One sec I'll lay a few more for ya

[greasygrimygopherguts]

Bet it's the HOA

[ringhollow]

Ta. I'm fuckin starving.

[zeropercentfresh]

Don't forget that there used to not be a floor with those little creepy land lobsters, but now there is one.

Also there's no butler.

[asterroid]

Oh right, the roomie-free newbies get to sleep under the stalactites.

And are we confirmed for no butler, or do we think he's a last-minute addition, to pop out of the shadows when we need him most.

[zeropercentfresh]

If there's an emergency butler, they are not doing their job. I have had several butlergencies since moving in and they have never materialized.

[potionmagique]

Oh! Zso! Is that Hi Hullo! Is that really you? It's been ages!

[toadyouso]

I am NOT getting killed by an egg. I want to be murdered, at the very least.