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[toadyouso]

I'm trying to catch up but the energy in this block of flats is extremely CHAOTIC.

Can I get a recap of the shenanigans I missed, please and thanks?

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[ladscience]

I put an egg in vinegar and maple syrup, hit like and subscribe for hot hot updates on this exciting project

[toadyouso]

Are you going to eat it?

[ladscience]

I'm going to make it bigger.

[toadyouso]

And then eat it?

[ringhollow]

Got more?

[ladscience]

One sec I'll lay a few more for ya

[ringhollow]

Ta. I'm fuckin starving.

[celebritea]

Zso, you're going to be so disappointed to learn it's actually been quite dull since all the ado about moving in. I've heard rumors of some sort of meat circus, but I didn't see it. Besides that the talk of the town is the Ostara masquerade we've all been invited to — hosted by who knows who! At least you've arrived in time for that.

[toadyouso]

Wait, we don’t know who invited us?

[celebritea]

The invitation was simply signed "your friend(s)".

[hotgoss]

YOU MISSED THE MEAT CARNIVAL!

[toadyouso]

What is a MEAT carnival?

[asterroid]

Hmm. I think the key points were:

Father Peck would make a hot priest man.

Don’t eat the prosciutto in the fridge, it’d probably taste like pickles anyhow

The small cleaning denizens are in fact represented it’s fine

there’s a non zero chance it’s going to be a meatsquerade, and we have to dress sexy.

[zeropercentfresh]

Don't forget that there used to not be a floor with those little creepy land lobsters, but now there is one.

Also there's no butler.

[asterroid]

Oh right, the roomie-free newbies get to sleep under the stalactites.

And are we confirmed for no butler, or do we think he's a last-minute addition, to pop out of the shadows when we need him most.

[toadyouso]

This all makes sense.

Why do we have to dress sexy?

[asterroid]

It was on the invitation, dress code.
Which seems a bit presumptuous of our mystery host, but a free party...

[potionmagique]

Oh! Zso! Is that Hi Hullo! Is that really you? It's been ages!

[toadyouso]

It better be me. I put hits out on all of my doppelgängers ages ago.

This place is pretty brill, right? Everyone I like lives here and we don’t even have to wear uniforms. [...] I’m assuming.

[potionmagique]

Still, if anywhere might have them, it'd be here.

It's [...] an experience. We have been asked to don sexy attire at a mysterious masquerade, but. I suppose that doesn't really count.

[hotandfrench]

I hope you're less confused after all these explanations, darling, because personally, nothing's helped me one bit.

[toadyouso]

At least it seems to be a collective fever dream we're in.

[hugogogadget]

Hi! I'm Hugo!

[toadyouso]

Hullo! I'm Zsofika.

What are your thoughts on the meatsquerade?

[hugogogadget]

That I'll probably regret it if I don't go