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[toadyouso]

I'm trying to catch up but the energy in this block of flats is extremely CHAOTIC.

Can I get a recap of the shenanigans I missed, please and thanks?

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[hugogogadget]

Hi! I'm Hugo!

[toadyouso]

Hullo! I'm Zsofika.

What are your thoughts on the meatsquerade?

[hugogogadget]

That I'll probably regret it if I don't go

[toadyouso]

Same. I don’t want to be responsible for organising everyone’s search parties/funerals either, so I better just go.

[hugogogadget]

Do you have any funeral requests? God forbid, but I'd feel terrible if the worst happened and I hadn't asked.

[toadyouso]

THANK you. I have a lot actually.

First, don't let the priest go on a RANT. He's just there to like ... scare off demons. It's MY funeral, not his chance to spread the good word. Save it for Sunday, you know?

Second, all speeches must be approved beforehand. This isn't an open mic night. All of my exes must speak and say nice things about me.

Third, there will obviously be a wake and it's very important that the vibes are NOT gross. Like, people can drink so it's not miserable or whatever but if anyone gets even a little sloppy, I WILL haunt them. If people want to work through their trauma by snogging, that's fine. Just know that my spirit is still around, so if you want to shoot your shot with one of my exes, I will be judging you.

Some other stuff: Everyone has to look at my body. I want to be cremated and pressed into a diamond. Make sure the morgue beautician leaves my middle part (I just have a feeling it's more timeless). If it's THUNDERING during my funeral, you have to wait until it stops before proceeding (this is very important). I don't like lilies.

I could go on.

[hugogogadget]

I'll see it done.