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[changeyourmind]

Warded to Corrie and Sian

I want to do something rebellious but not illegal and I'm looking for ideas.

Warded to Hugo

How are you settling in and has Corrie made you cry yet

Warded to Lily, Molly, Lucy, Roxy, Dom & Vic

Babies. Girls. Everyone in between. How much do you all trust me on a scale of 1-10?

Warded to Albus & Scorpius

I think we need a new project to keep us entertained!

Comments

Rose/Hugo

[hugogogadget]

Don't think I could do another day listening to dad sing the Kinky Boots soundtrack.

Chicken Jesus has a lot of interesting things to say. Did you know, chickens are descendants of dinosaurs, who were created by God four to six thousand years ago.

I didn't DO anything!! Apparently she didn't know I was a squib? Anyway, I made a self-deprecating joke to kinda, I don't know, ease any tension and then she SNAPPED and got really defensive on my behalf. Also, she was going only a few hours of sleep and was at the Meat Carnival, so dunno if those things played a part.

Rose/Hugo

[changeyourmind]

really impressive how he's the most annoying roommate i've ever had

Weren't we all created by god? Dinosaurs aren't special.

Oh. Weird. Weird! She was just asking me about something you said about mum, so maybe she wants to talk about it. Shall I investigate?

Rose/Hugo

[hugogogadget]

You have a point. But you should hear the way C.J. talks/clucks about it. He'll get you asking questions you'd never considered before.

What'd I say about mum? And yeah, OBVIOUSLY get to the bottom of this!

Rose/Hugo

[changeyourmind]

Maybe I'll come down there next Sunday

She's the most brilliant witch ever or whatever

Rose/Hugo

[hugogogadget]

Great! Oh, just don't wear any feature boas. Nobody will say anything, but you'll get looks.

That feels like an uncontroversial statement.

Rose/Hugo

[changeyourmind]

noted. any other chicken church faux pas to avoid?

well it's easy to be braggy when you're the youngest minister in a century and a half

Rose/Hugo

[hugogogadget]

Don't ask why the body of Chicken Jesus is just a cracker and not a seasoned chicken tender with honey mustard dipping sauce.

I'm a proud son, what can I say?