Let's teach this magical building a thing or two about providing a crowd with unlimited snacks. A deer in a doublet that chose violence tonight spends a good portion of the night standing beside the snacks trying to goad passersby into "beating her high score" and eating as many eggs as they can without getting sick.
The reward? Bragging rights. The score to beat? The deer pretends not to hear you when you ask.
Post this form as a reply to this comment and I will roll to see how many eggs you ate and whether you successfully kept them down. Chocolate eggs are slightly easier to eat than soft boiled eggs. Spreadsheet originally by Alex, I'm pretty sure. :|a
Combatant: Siân Fletcher Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Soft boiled, baybee Gumption: Siân eats like she expects her little brother is about to sneak up behind her and swipe her last bite, so a ... 6? Anything else?: Siân doesn't WANT to make herself sick but also ... free eggs? Her method is slow and steady.
Siân calls it quits after 15 ill-advised egg(s) eaten, and they even manage to keep their lunch! It doesn't look like they'll be frolicking through the meadows any time soon, though.
Combatant: Rose Weasley Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Soft boiled Gumption: 10, unfortunately Anything else?: Rose is just pathologically competitive and a little self-destructive. You should all just be glad she's doing this instead of getting blackout drunk.
Rose calls it quits after 27 ill-advised eggs eaten. They make it all the way to the top of the largest rock in the forest before driving the porcelain bus. Decisions good and bad were made here today.
Combatant: Corrie Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Chocolate. Her sweet tooth is stronger than her savorytooth. Gumption: 8 Anything else?: Choosing chocolate after seeing other people try the eggy eggs is the strategy. Also she cleanses her palate with a dewdrop before starting.
Corrie calls it quits after 25 ill-advised eggs eaten. They make it to a nice wee spot between moss clumps before yawning a rainbow. They're never doing that again.
Combatant: Gilly Goyle Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: HARD MODE SOFT BOILED Gumption: 10. It's not that she has a lot of ENTHUSIASM, but I said she ate 13 raw eggs on a dare in her app so you know what she's a pro. Anything else?: She's like a freight train and she just keeps horkin' 'em down.
Gilly calls it quits after 25 ill-advised eggs eaten. They make it to the stream before making a Pollock in the petunias. But they're not about to let that stop their night, are they?
Combatant: Hugo Weasley Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Chocolate Gumption: Solid 7 Anything else?: The up-and-coming dentist in him is already thinking about how much he's going to be brushing his teeth later.
I'm imagining that all through the night, Hugo and Rose have passed each other and known they're somehow related but in this very moment, after eating 27 and 28 eggs, they turn to each other in recognition and cry: "Hugo!" "Rose!"
Combatant: Ollie Longbottom Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Soft boiled. No self-respecting Meat Sweats employee would go chocolate. Gumption: 3? Olive's not known for her passion. Anything else?: She's just here to have fun and also this nice stranger told her to go here.
Ollie calls it quits after 12 ill-advised eggs eaten. They make it to the nearest unoccupied toadstool before tossing their cookies. And their eggs. Hashtag no regrets.
Combatant: Aster Parkinson! Chocolate or Soft Boiled?:SOFT BOILED Gumption: LIIIKE 5, she's pretty easily distracted from any given task, and eggs aren't her favorite Anything else?: Slurp
Combatant: Neptune Runcorn Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Chocolate Gumption: He was just here stress eating and now where did all those eggs go? Let's call it a 5. Anything else?: I'm having a serious identity crisis realizing I don't have an idiot who would immediately jump on shoving 30 soft boiled eggs in their mouth.
Neptune calls it quits after 27 ill-advised eggs eaten. They make it to a part of the meadow where the enya trap music is particularly loud before riding the regurgitron. You alright, buddy?
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS (an rng game)
The reward? Bragging rights. The score to beat? The deer pretends not to hear you when you ask.
Post this form as a reply to this comment and I will roll to see how many eggs you ate and whether you successfully kept them down. Chocolate eggs are slightly easier to eat than soft boiled eggs. Spreadsheet originally by Alex, I'm pretty sure. :|a
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Siân
Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Soft boiled, baybee
Gumption: Siân eats like she expects her little brother is about to sneak up behind her and swipe her last bite, so a ... 6?
Anything else?: Siân doesn't WANT to make herself sick but also ... free eggs? Her method is slow and steady.
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Siân
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Rose
Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Soft boiled
Gumption: 10, unfortunately
Anything else?: Rose is just pathologically competitive and a little self-destructive. You should all just be glad she's doing this instead of getting blackout drunk.
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Rose
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS (an rng game)
Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Chocolate. Her sweet tooth is stronger than her savorytooth.
Gumption: 8
Anything else?: Choosing chocolate after seeing other people try the eggy eggs is the strategy. Also she cleanses her palate with a dewdrop before starting.
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Corrie
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Corrie
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Gilly
Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: HARD MODE SOFT BOILED
Gumption: 10. It's not that she has a lot of ENTHUSIASM, but I said she ate 13 raw eggs on a dare in her app so you know what she's a pro.
Anything else?: She's like a freight train and she just keeps horkin' 'em down.
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Gilly
Re: DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Gilly
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Hugo
Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Chocolate
Gumption: Solid 7
Anything else?: The up-and-coming dentist in him is already thinking about how much he's going to be brushing his teeth later.
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Hugo
Re: DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Hugo
Re: DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Hugo
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Olive
Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Soft boiled. No self-respecting Meat Sweats employee would go chocolate.
Gumption: 3? Olive's not known for her passion.
Anything else?: She's just here to have fun and also this nice stranger told her to go here.
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Olive
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Aster!
Chocolate or Soft Boiled?:SOFT BOILED
Gumption: LIIIKE 5, she's pretty easily distracted from any given task, and eggs aren't her favorite
Anything else?: Slurp
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Aster!
Re: DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Aster!
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Neptune
Chocolate or Soft Boiled?: Chocolate
Gumption: He was just here stress eating and now where did all those eggs go? Let's call it a 5.
Anything else?: I'm having a serious identity crisis realizing I don't have an idiot who would immediately jump on shoving 30 soft boiled eggs in their mouth.
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Neptune
DON'T BLOW CHUNKS: Neptune