In all the many different imagined scenarios of Neptune finally meeting his soulmate, the words 'oh, no' are never uttered. At least not so derisively. Because now he is considering a potential scenario where his soulmate says 'oh, no' as they lose hold of their egg and he heroically catches it at the last moment in very meet-cute fashion.
But the only eggs in the immediate vicinity are the chocolate ones that Neptune squirreled away in his doublet while he inadvertently participated in the egg eating contest. So, not a meet-cute situation. And that's oddly reassuring at this moment when he's lost count of how many eggs he's stress consumed.
"Catch," he warns a few seconds before tossing one of his chocolate eggs towards the boy.
THE WOODS: An Avoidant Young Man and One More Pest
Not only is it the middle of a weird fertility party in the middle of the weird woods, now some guy is throwing things at him. This guy would probably love to see him drop the egg; it's probably why he threw it in the first place. So it's purely out of spite and out of no talent at all that Lysander snatches it out of the air and turns with an annoyed huff. Let him laugh at that.
THE WOODS: An Avoidant Young Man and One More Pest
But the only eggs in the immediate vicinity are the chocolate ones that Neptune squirreled away in his doublet while he inadvertently participated in the egg eating contest. So, not a meet-cute situation. And that's oddly reassuring at this moment when he's lost count of how many eggs he's stress consumed.
"Catch," he warns a few seconds before tossing one of his chocolate eggs towards the boy.
THE WOODS: An Avoidant Young Man and One More Pest
"And now what?"