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Uh, I have a problem. All my shirts and trousers seem to be attached to the rafters and I can't go to work in my pajamas. Help?

Dear Journal,

REALLY getting used to this cucumber business.
Truly? One might say, even, PERSONALLY?
I'm quite INSPIRED by the RESTRAINT of so much EXCESS cucumber FLAVOUR.

That's why,
from now until sometime in March when I forget,
if you come round Sludge Cup and HAPPEN to insert the very word --
CUCUMBER--
into your order, and I HAPPEN to NOTICE,
why, wouldn't that be at LEAST a very good personal INSIDE JOKE????
And at most, PERHAPS, a free beverage or pastry???? PERHAPS???
Who knows!!! And that's the fun in it!

Sincerely,
Kitty