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[sugarsyrup]

Dear Journal,

REALLY getting used to this cucumber business.
Truly? One might say, even, PERSONALLY?
I'm quite INSPIRED by the RESTRAINT of so much EXCESS cucumber FLAVOUR.

That's why,
from now until sometime in March when I forget,
if you come round Sludge Cup and HAPPEN to insert the very word --
CUCUMBER--
into your order, and I HAPPEN to NOTICE,
why, wouldn't that be at LEAST a very good personal INSIDE JOKE????
And at most, PERHAPS, a free beverage or pastry???? PERHAPS???
Who knows!!! And that's the fun in it!

Sincerely,
Kitty

Comments

[highlygrifted]

Is this offer open to anyone or just your journal?

[sugarsyrup]

Oh, anyone.

I thought it was polite to open with some FORMALITY.

[celebritea]

Cucumber green tea could be good.

[sugarsyrup]

Oh!! A PROMPT!

[celebritea]

Oooh, will you name it after me? It’s my life’s ambition to have a drink named after me.

[sugarsyrup]

Peridot Tea. No peridots included.

[celebritea]

I love it! I'll have to stop by Sludge Cup more often.

[sugarsyrup]

It's in a very convenient location.

[celebritea]

True, but my other tea spot oftentimes has a mother or two in it, which is nice.

[sugarsyrup]

I understand. If a place had my mum in it I'd go there too.

[celebritea]

On the other hand they've never named a tea after me!

[sugarsyrup]

What sort of tea do you think you'd be actually?

[celebritea]

Oh, green tea, definitely. With... hibiscus and rose hips. Maybe a little bit of a fruity undertone like apple or mango. Or apricot! Or pomegranate. And then something to make it complex, since I'm complex. Maybe cinnamon and lemon grass.

[sugarsyrup]

You're like herbal tutti frutti! But with a TOUCH of CLASS.

[asterroid]

Is this cucumber a one time cucumber only deal or could it cucumber be potentially used for free cucumber drinks through March cucumber.

[sugarsyrup]

With DEEPEST self-love, I assure you I shall NEVER remember if you've used it once before!!

[asterroid]

And I for my part swear to never make the attempts repetitive.

[sugarsyrup]

Oh, gonna wear a new hat every time?

[asterroid]

Every time's predictable. I also have access to many wigs.

[sugarsyrup]

A good wig is EVERYTHING.