"What? Me?" Hugo looks up at Aster, completely unprepared to be asked this question. Although he shouldn't have been. He is in line after all. It's just... "Well," Hugo lowers his voice and scans for any chickens that might be eavesdropping, "I was going to make something up, if I'm being honest. Maybe... coveting thy neighbor's wifi?"
Another careful glance for any nearby chickens. "What about you?"
THE CHURCH: Hugo Examines His Conscience With Aster
Another careful glance for any nearby chickens. "What about you?"