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I SWALLOWED MY LEAF

I’m only just saying, literally nothing happens when you don’t do what they want you to do.

It’s not that they want me to have a leaf in my mouth. It’s that they don’t want me to have a leaf in my mouth

Edited 2021-04-10 07:58 (UTC)

This is how my mam tricked me into eating laverbread.

If she didn't do the thing, then we would've won and she would've lost.

Alright, right but [...] nothing happens when you win.

Well, you’ll turn into a tapeworm but Rose just gets to stay Rose, so.

A snake, thank you! Unless my soul turns out to be better represented by something furry and adorable. You know, the last time I was in Australia, I was told by a genius Animagus researcher that I had the sensitive, cuddly air of a koala.

So there’s a good chance you have chlamydia, is what you’re saying.

(You're like my favourite person)

Sounds fake

I have years of experience.

Hmmmmmm

And you're sure it won't turn me Welsh

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