henhursthall | (no subject)

Revolutionizing the tea industry again are we

Mouths make bad teapots

What was the heat source? I still think we can make this work.

What was it, kale?

MANDRAKE

what WHY

Is that dangerous??

oh tits i actually have no idea

KIND OF important information, woman

Who knows plants and shit

if i checked the toxicity of every little thing i ate i would never get anything done

dom?? DOM!!

This isn't your morning porridge this is bloody mandrake, why would you have that anywhere near your mouth outside of a potion

it was for an animagus potion! also albus and malfoy dared me. what was i supposed to do, NOT put a leaf in my mouth?

Ohhh. Fair.

How long'd you last?

28 DAYS

I’ll never catch up now

Aw damn right at the finish line. You should accio it out of their mouths.

I’m only just saying, literally nothing happens when you don’t do what they want you to do.

It’s not that they want me to have a leaf in my mouth. It’s that they don’t want me to have a leaf in my mouth

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This is how my mam tricked me into eating laverbread.

If she didn't do the thing, then we would've won and she would've lost.

Alright, right but [...] nothing happens when you win.

Well, you’ll turn into a tapeworm but Rose just gets to stay Rose, so.

A snake, thank you! Unless my soul turns out to be better represented by something furry and adorable. You know, the last time I was in Australia, I was told by a genius Animagus researcher that I had the sensitive, cuddly air of a koala.

So there’s a good chance you have chlamydia, is what you’re saying.

(You're like my favourite person)

Sounds fake

I have years of experience.

Hmmmmmm

And you're sure it won't turn me Welsh

Rose!

I have textbooks and shite that talk about that.

I had to read them.

For training.

I read them for training.
The books about mandrake leaf toxicity relative to the amount ingested and the manner in which it was ingested.