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I SWALLOWED MY LEAF

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it was for an animagus potion! also albus and malfoy dared me. what was i supposed to do, NOT put a leaf in my mouth?

Ohhh. Fair.

How long'd you last?

28 DAYS

I’ll never catch up now

Aw damn right at the finish line. You should accio it out of their mouths.

I’m only just saying, literally nothing happens when you don’t do what they want you to do.

It’s not that they want me to have a leaf in my mouth. It’s that they don’t want me to have a leaf in my mouth

Edited 2021-04-10 07:58 (UTC)

This is how my mam tricked me into eating laverbread.

If she didn't do the thing, then we would've won and she would've lost.

Alright, right but [...] nothing happens when you win.

Well, you’ll turn into a tapeworm but Rose just gets to stay Rose, so.

A snake, thank you! Unless my soul turns out to be better represented by something furry and adorable. You know, the last time I was in Australia, I was told by a genius Animagus researcher that I had the sensitive, cuddly air of a koala.

So there’s a good chance you have chlamydia, is what you’re saying.

(You're like my favourite person)

Sounds fake

I have years of experience.

Hmmmmmm

And you're sure it won't turn me Welsh

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