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[corriespondence]

This weekend in family news, I don't know how Holly finds out about these things but apparently my brother went to a duchess's house party and was gonna just not tell us about it.

Also we're apparently getting a whole family portrait done because someone has to be a thoughtful adult who wins at birthday presents.

Maybe I'll give him my plot and use all the veg he grows for wishes.

Comments

[celebritea]

If that gets you a rent discount I simply must be on the party-planning committee.

[chasingrivers]

how many feathers can you scrounge up this is KEY

[celebritea]

Oh please. Do I look like a child to you? Of course I can find feathers.

[chasingrivers]

man fuck kids all "i drew a picture of us swimming in 3000 feathers with our best friend bigfoot" like my best friend bigfoot is allergic to chicken dander tiny idiot

[celebritea]

I have no idea what you're saying. Do you need feathers for the party or not? Hypoallergenic will cost you extra.

[chasingrivers]

bigfoot's busy we can get allergenic af

[celebritea]

Great. Consider it done!