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[corriespondence]

This weekend in family news, I don't know how Holly finds out about these things but apparently my brother went to a duchess's house party and was gonna just not tell us about it.

Also we're apparently getting a whole family portrait done because someone has to be a thoughtful adult who wins at birthday presents.

Maybe I'll give him my plot and use all the veg he grows for wishes.

Comments

[asterroid]

Well, so could you be. Maybe a duchess friend would help.

[valerianroot]

That's true. Where do you suggest I start looking?

[asterroid]

Either this brother of Corrie's, a potential good connection, or a castle? Fancy broom race? I'm not certain where they congregate, duchesses.

[valerianroot]

I don't think you can just walk into castles.

[asterroid]

You can walk into anywhere, if the door's unlocked.

[valerianroot]

You tell me where a duchess lives, I'll go try to walk into her house and we'll see what happens.

[asterroid]

All right but I’m coming too, as I want to see which of us royalty would allow to remain in their homes longer.

[valerianroot]

Fine, but if we get caught it's your fault.

[asterroid]

I’ll go to confession again if I must, to cleanse that blame.

[valerianroot]

I never said my Hen Marys.