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I lost my match today.
Ah well.

[...] Related: anyone good at duelling?
Wonder if I just lack fresh targets. New inspiration. You know.

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My UNDEFEATED CHAMPION ROCKSANNE WIZZLES t-shirts are gonna be collectors items

Save em for next year, claim psychic skills?

We both know your name will have morphed well beyond recognition by that point. I have a five-year plan for it.

But do you know
Is anyone sure
What my name was in the beginning.

Of COURSE. Everyone in the whole wide world knows my darling sister, Paul McCartney's Ram.

Ram Worsely.
I..might remember...

And by next season Rizzo Wizzo will be the Number One Wizhold Name in all of Wiztain

You realize you're Frizzo Wizzo now.

I'll take one [...] if you mark the price down

How's two knuts off

It sounds like a threat from me to you if the original price was too high

Well. I'm sure you were a strong contender regardless. [...] Next time will go better.

[...]

No. Definitely not. Not at all target-worthy.

2nd place. Room to grow, etc.
You sure? No tips for say musical combat?

Always room to grow. But second place is impressive.

Musical combat?

Thanks.
Something I just thought of.
A possiblility.

Do you even play a instrument?

Details.

You might be biting off more than you can chew, Roxanne.

My mouth is wide, my teeth are sharp, kazoos are easy.

This feels like the musical combat equivalent of 'don't bring a knife to a gun fight'.

[...]

Do sharp teeth matter?

Don't bring a kazoo to a wand fight.
Unless you're ready.

For chewing. Certainly.

[...] I'll admit, I walked into that one.

First tip is keep your eyes open, always.

Dueling banjos

So long as it stays figurative.

Yeah I guess they wouldn't be the sturdiest instrument in a fight.

Are you asking for volunteers to be hexed ~~because~~

Roughly.
They can hex back.

I'm better at defense than the rest but I'm up for it.

Ah. Good duelling's half defense, anyway.

And speed! [...] I mean I'd think so, that reflexes would make a difference and all.

I'm not allowed to duel anymore but I am allowed to intimidate your opponents.

Not allowed by whom?

Some bawbag in green robes.

I'll duel them.

Can you turn him into a toad? That's the thought that's been helping me sleep at night.

In my own sleep.

I'll pay you by cooking you dinner. It won't be edible, but it's the thought and whatever, yeah?

Ok. What'll you not be cooking?

How do
eggs
sound

There are enough about that I'll be able to practice.

How could I reject our theme dish.
Where can I find my toad?

Probably in the shittiest bar in Diagon because he sucks

Edited 2021-04-19 02:34 (UTC)

Was it my dad? You have to tell me if it was my dad

Nah, Willingsworth in AA. Your da doesn't smell like new tennis balls all the time.

I should think so, we don't go anywhere near muggle sport. You know what happened to Ally Maddock.

Edited (lol missing the point) 2021-04-19 03:12 (UTC)

I know [...] what you taught me?

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