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[hugogogadget]

WARDED TO ROSE

Rose! Did I get good peeps on my floor?

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Gweasleys

[changeyourmind]

Aster = cool but weird, Gryff like me
Noel FT & Chase J = hellions but fun, Gryffs like me
Al + Scorpius = Slytherins. Avoid.
Corrie = Hufflepuff but she’s awesome. Comes on a little strong sometimes but don’t let that scare you off.

Gweasleys

[hugogogadget]

Okay, very helpful. Sounds like I got a good group. Couple of thoughts, just off the top here:

1. You do know there are ways to classify people besides their Hogwarts houses, right? Like, Myers-Briggs or zodiac signs or a food you'd associate them with.
2. The two people you say to avoid, you hang out with all the time.

Gweasleys

[changeyourmind]

1. fine
aster = shrimp scampi
noel = coconut macaroon
chase = month old sandwich
scorpius = straight absinthe
albus = gingerbread
corrie = jalapeno

2. DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO

Gweasleys

[hugogogadget]

1. Much better! I feel like I've known them my whole life.
Aster - Simple yet refined.
Noel - Sweet... but confusing. Can never keep macaroons and macarons straight.
Chase - Once loved but now forgotten :(
Scorpius - Overhyped.
Albus - I should build a home with him.
Corrie - She'll make me cry if I let her get too close to my face.

2. Ooookay.

Gweasleys

[changeyourmind]

So correct. I’ll only communicate in food metaphors from now on.

Obviously I love th Al but they’re annoying lil douchebags. They will make their presence known to you in due time. Enjoy your blessed silence for now.

Gweasleys

[hugogogadget]

You have a gift. An economy of delicious, evocative words. And I'm sure they're not THAT bad. I'll happily suffer loud flatmates if it means having flatmates.

You happy with your rooming sitch?

Gweasleys

[changeyourmind]

There's carpet in the bathroom that I am considering pulling up but also Willoughby asked me not to "redecorate" anymore.

Gweasleys

[hugogogadget]

Okay, forgive if I'm being too reductive here, but is there, like, a magic solution to this? Some transfig thing where you adjust the carpet when you're in there and undo it when you leave? Is anything I'm saying making sense??

Gweasleys

[changeyourmind]

The mattress was tamper-proof so I'm assuming the carpet is too.

Gweasleys

[hugogogadget]

Oh interesting. And inconvenient. Maybe the carpet is important somehow.