henhursthall | (no subject)

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everyone have fun at ye olde house of meate tomorrow. I'm going to a real bar to meet someone I'm not related to

Half-off rent for an hour or two of mingling? Come on. We'll even have an unfair advantage, because we know all the deep dark family secrets.

I make good money.

Right, fine, you're a total catch. Since I will definitely still be single after all this, you need to be my wingman on a future outing.

I'd be HONORED