in the evening, after being stuck on the elevator for 3 minutes

[horsie]

WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR FOREVER AND NOBODY IS RESPONDING TO THE ALARM BUTTON!!

SOMEBODY GO GET THE MANAGER!!

[added after this]

THE GIANT GHOST MAN IS FINALLY HERE

Comments

[celebritea]

This is where I meet my untimely end...

[horsie]

This building has had it out for Americana since day 1!!!

[celebritea]

This is because we didn't pay our HOA dues. I know it.

[brommando]

Nope. No untimely ends are going to be met in this elevator, I promise.

[celebritea]

When I die, I want it to be somewhere sexy, like a foggy fen, or Saks Fifth Avenue.

[corriespondence]

Not for a few days at least. Or longer, if you eat Potter.

[celebritea]

The despair will do me in long before then.

[corriespondence]

What if we promise to always remember your courage and endurance?