in the evening, after being stuck on the elevator for 3 minutes

[horsie]

WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR FOREVER AND NOBODY IS RESPONDING TO THE ALARM BUTTON!!

SOMEBODY GO GET THE MANAGER!!

[added after this]

THE GIANT GHOST MAN IS FINALLY HERE

Comments

[ringhollow]

✔️ Cardio in a bottle
✔️ Good for snogging
✔️ Good for getting rid of enemies
✔️ Don't break down

Another point for stairs!

[horsie]

I'm in JIMMY CHOOS, MARION, I'm not taking the STAIRS to the EIGHTH FLOOR.

[celebritea]

Also we’re stuck in the elevator at the moment so we can’t access the stairs, Marion!

[louisweasley]

I will try to find him!

[horsie]

Ohh, Louis Weasley, you are an ANGEL!!!! One of your Potter cousins is in trapped in here TOO!!

[celebritea]

This is where I meet my untimely end...

[horsie]

This building has had it out for Americana since day 1!!!

[brommando]

Nope. No untimely ends are going to be met in this elevator, I promise.

[corriespondence]

Not for a few days at least. Or longer, if you eat Potter.

[asterroid]

Have you done the thing where you all jump at the same time so the elevator thinks it's empty.

[horsie]

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!

[cristrelawney]

That can damage the brake system or shift the car. I've read. Probably not a good idea.

[corriespondence]

Blast a hole in the ceiling and climb up the cable

[horsie]

What if the cable SNAPS from the BLAST??

[cristrelawney]

Try not to panic. [...] I'm sure the manager will be there soon.

[horsie]

Criswell, I'm scared...

[zeropercentfresh]

Remember everything exciting you talk about I bet we could get a script out of this.

[brommando]

Cut me out, ta muchly.

[celebritea]

Oh, I want to play Maya in it. I do a great American accent.

[highlygrifted]

Does anyone need to pee?

[hugogogadget]

I'm going to try to pry open the elevator doors, get in the shaft, and come rescue you!

[zeropercentfresh]

Oh! Lemme get my camera and I'll bring you a crowbar.

[horsie]

You are SO brave!! I'm so glad SOMEONE around here is willing to take ACTION to SAVE US!!!

[brommando]

If you die trying to get us out of an elevator, your mum will kill me.

[cristrelawney]

[...] This is a bad idea.