in the evening, after being stuck on the elevator for 3 minutes

[horsie]

WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR FOREVER AND NOBODY IS RESPONDING TO THE ALARM BUTTON!!

SOMEBODY GO GET THE MANAGER!!

[added after this]

THE GIANT GHOST MAN IS FINALLY HERE

Comments

[ringhollow]

✔️ Cardio in a bottle
✔️ Good for snogging
✔️ Good for getting rid of enemies
✔️ Don't break down

Another point for stairs!

[horsie]

I'm in JIMMY CHOOS, MARION, I'm not taking the STAIRS to the EIGHTH FLOOR.

[ringhollow]

Is that an elaborate sort of costume?

[horsie]

They're designer shoes and made for looking CUTE, not for CARDIO!!!

... Are people really making out in apartment stairwells?

[ringhollow]

Maybe they should've been designed to be useful.

It's not just apartments; any stairwell's fair game.

[celebritea]

How unsanitary.

[celebritea]

Also we’re stuck in the elevator at the moment so we can’t access the stairs, Marion!

[ringhollow]

My point was that you should've taken the stairs. How's the weather in the elevator these days?

[celebritea]

How’s the weather on your high horse, you stair-climbing misery fetishist?

[ringhollow]

Braw as hell. I can see out the window. There's clouds and a pigeon just shat on an old guy's head.

[brommando]

Super helpful with the hindsight, Mare. O+.

[ringhollow]

It's called a life lesson. They're invaluable.

[brommando]

Life lesson number two: Start travelling with a flask.

[ringhollow]

[...] That's not standard practice?