in the evening, after being stuck on the elevator for 3 minutes

[horsie]

WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR FOREVER AND NOBODY IS RESPONDING TO THE ALARM BUTTON!!

SOMEBODY GO GET THE MANAGER!!

[added after this]

THE GIANT GHOST MAN IS FINALLY HERE

Comments

[ringhollow]

✔️ Cardio in a bottle
✔️ Good for snogging
✔️ Good for getting rid of enemies
✔️ Don't break down

Another point for stairs!

[louisweasley]

I will try to find him!

[celebritea]

This is where I meet my untimely end...

[asterroid]

Have you done the thing where you all jump at the same time so the elevator thinks it's empty.

[corriespondence]

Blast a hole in the ceiling and climb up the cable

[cristrelawney]

Try not to panic. [...] I'm sure the manager will be there soon.

[zeropercentfresh]

Remember everything exciting you talk about I bet we could get a script out of this.

[highlygrifted]

Does anyone need to pee?

[hugogogadget]

I'm going to try to pry open the elevator doors, get in the shaft, and come rescue you!