in the evening, after being stuck on the elevator for 3 minutes

[horsie]

WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR FOREVER AND NOBODY IS RESPONDING TO THE ALARM BUTTON!!

SOMEBODY GO GET THE MANAGER!!

[added after this]

THE GIANT GHOST MAN IS FINALLY HERE

Comments

[brommando]

Yeah, you're a right hero. Come on, rescue us or something, Parkinson.

[asterroid]

I'm not sure why I'm suddenly responsible for this situation, but I am in fact hunting down an authority figure.
How're those walls? Don't let them close in!

[brommando]

Between you and Louis, hopefully we'll get someone out here before we all go mad.

The walls are fine, your sympathy has been noted.

[asterroid]

Seems you're in Molly and Hugo's capable twined hands, now. You'll be right out.

[brommando]

You mean now you'll just have two more people to save. Yay or nay on trying to bust through the top and climb the cable? What are elevator cables made of, anyway?

[asterroid]

Hmm. Inventive. But some problems with that plan as I see them include:
1)Blasting the roof is just going to mean head damage and can you really handle more of that?
2) Is it a magical elevator because maybe metal cables aren't suspending you, and it's just nothingness, or chicken feathers.
3) Also what happens when you reach the top of an elevator shaft or closed door and you're still stuck.

[brommando]

Guarantee you my dad would figure a way out. Can you imagine him getting stuck in a goddamn elevator?

So that's a nay then. Brilliant.

[asterroid]

[...] Ok there, doll? No panic. We’ll have you back, roof and all, any second.