horsie: (🐎 023)
maya allende ([personal profile] horsie) wrote in [community profile] henhursthall2021-02-20 06:52 pm
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in the evening, after being stuck on the elevator for 3 minutes

WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR FOREVER AND NOBODY IS RESPONDING TO THE ALARM BUTTON!!

SOMEBODY GO GET THE MANAGER!!

[added after this]

THE GIANT GHOST MAN IS FINALLY HERE
hugogogadget: (🦷 - 005)

[personal profile] hugogogadget 2021-02-22 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yea, I'm hoping lean muscles and adrenaline will save the day.

Should we organise a volunteer firefighter unit for the building? An elite group of residents who can climb ladders, pole, and ropes? Who are proficient at rescuing cats? Who are comfortable using a hose or saying Aguamenti in an authoritative tone? Who do a calendar photoshoot and use its proceeds to help a local charity in need?
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[personal profile] corriespondence 2021-02-22 02:46 am (UTC)(link)

Mate I just want to be able to escape from any situation.
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[personal profile] hugogogadget 2021-02-22 11:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm beginning to sense a pattern. Always have an exit plan handy.

At the risk of getting too personal, you get trapped in a well as a kid or something?
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[personal profile] corriespondence 2021-02-23 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
Ummm no?

I just wanna be able to do cool things without dying over it is all.
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[personal profile] hugogogadget 2021-02-23 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
My bad! I should've listened to Occam and his razor. "Simplest explanation is usually the right one," and all that.

I guess if you're gonna die though, better it be doing something cool than something decidedly uncool.
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[personal profile] corriespondence 2021-02-24 06:41 am (UTC)(link)
I mean mostly I'd rather it's non painless, but yeah, I guess I don't want to get like... accidentally snorted up by a giant or something.
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[personal profile] hugogogadget 2021-02-25 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
When I was eight I was terrified of slipping in the shower so I only took baths.
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[personal profile] corriespondence 2021-02-25 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
Couldn't you still slip like, getting out of the bath?
hugogogadget: (🦷 - 040)

[personal profile] hugogogadget 2021-02-25 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, if I could talk to 8-year old Hugo I'd tell him A LOT of stuff, including pointing out some rather manhole-sized gaps in his logic.

Oh yeah, I was really worried about falling down manholes.
Edited (dumb addition) 2021-02-25 06:29 (UTC)
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[personal profile] corriespondence 2021-02-26 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
I mean that's valid though, it happens all the time in cartoons. But how many people do you know in real life who've fallen in a sewer? It's like quicksand or lava rivers.
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[personal profile] hugogogadget 2021-02-27 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I know zero personally. But what a fool I'd look like if I were the first?
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[personal profile] corriespondence 2021-02-27 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I reckon you'd just look like someone in a freak accident, not a fool so much. No one really calls Wilfred Elphick or Chauncey Oldridge dumb for stuff that just happened to them.
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[personal profile] hugogogadget 2021-02-27 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry. Who and who?
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[personal profile] corriespondence 2021-02-28 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
On the chocolate frog cards, you know. Elphick's the bloke who got gored by an erumpent and Oldridge is the dragonpox one.
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[personal profile] hugogogadget 2021-02-28 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Riiiiight. That's tough. Well, should you tragically get snorted up a giant's nose, I'll petition to get you on a chocolate frog card, too. You'll be immortal. Your memory, at least.
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[personal profile] corriespondence 2021-02-28 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I 100% forgot I said that

But basically it's one thing if it happens to you and another if it happens to me, okay I'm admitting it I'm a hypocrite
hugogogadget: (🦷 - 013)

[personal profile] hugogogadget 2021-02-28 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
That's allowed! Just happy to have it in writing.