in the evening, after being stuck on the elevator for 3 minutes

[horsie]

WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS FUCKING ELEVATOR FOREVER AND NOBODY IS RESPONDING TO THE ALARM BUTTON!!

SOMEBODY GO GET THE MANAGER!!

[added after this]

THE GIANT GHOST MAN IS FINALLY HERE

Comments

[corriespondence]

I reckon you'd just look like someone in a freak accident, not a fool so much. No one really calls Wilfred Elphick or Chauncey Oldridge dumb for stuff that just happened to them.

[hugogogadget]

I'm sorry. Who and who?

[corriespondence]

On the chocolate frog cards, you know. Elphick's the bloke who got gored by an erumpent and Oldridge is the dragonpox one.

[hugogogadget]

Riiiiight. That's tough. Well, should you tragically get snorted up a giant's nose, I'll petition to get you on a chocolate frog card, too. You'll be immortal. Your memory, at least.

[corriespondence]

I 100% forgot I said that

But basically it's one thing if it happens to you and another if it happens to me, okay I'm admitting it I'm a hypocrite

[hugogogadget]

That's allowed! Just happy to have it in writing.