henhursthall | Sunday night notice

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Sunday night notice

Willoughby Sprout sighs and pins the latest official notice onto the common board.

NOTICE FROM BUILDING MANAGEMENT • feb. 1, 2027

Please be advised that, due to circumstances unanticipated but not unforeseen, the elevator will be out of service until the morning of Tuesday, February 23, 2027.

      While management continues to find themselves inspired by the enterprising spirit of the esteemed residents of Henhurst Hall, said residents are also asked to please refrain from any future Auror-style rescue missions unless absolutely necessary.  Willoughby Sprout, the Brownies' Acting Labour Union (BALU 2158), and Caretaker Morty are all here to answer your questions and serve your needs. Your long-term safety is of the utmost importance to the Henhurst team.

      We thank you for your patience and understanding as we unravel the mysteries of Henhurst Hall.

Sincerely,
Willoughby F. Sprout

Building Manager,

Henhurst Hall

on behalf of

Sir Forsythe Uppington Henhurst, Esq.

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Edited (honestly this is probably superfluous but w/e JUST IN CASE) 2021-02-22 03:06 (UTC)

Molly tries to charm the notice to include a bunch of random but highly passive aggressive sounding quotes around words.

Siân is cosplaying as Miss Dora Winifred 'This sign can't stop me because I can't read' Read. But, she is very happy to hear through the grapevine that, at least, the Brownies are unionised.