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[asterroid]

So good to see you all!! This place is weird!
Some questions immediately burning:

1) What are the chances we, collectively, are in an experiment in which we'll be turned into chickens by May.
2) Which of the most beautiful breeds is Christ the Chicken.
3) Don't forget to meet your neighbors at the Meat Cute on Valentine's Day!!!!

[PANSY'S KIDS]
Val! I have in my possession all of Teddy Lupin's earthly belongings. Would you like me to do anything to them.

Speak soon or forever hold your peace as he's already wearing my shirts, and I have to get those back sometime.

Comments

[terebinthine]

Do the customers become sweaty after eating the meat?

[asterroid]

Too much of it, sure. Very important to know your own limits.

[sugarsyrup]

Doesn't everyone???

[terebinthine]

What? No. I don't sweat after eating. That sounds unhealthy.

[sugarsyrup]

What about spicy things??

[terebinthine]

That's I supp Not everything at Meat Sweats is spicy! [...] I think.

[sugarsyrup]

Sometimes what we think is spice is just an unfamiliar flavor.
That's what my grandmother would say, if she'd ever eaten at Meat Sweats.