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[asterroid]

So good to see you all!! This place is weird!
Some questions immediately burning:

1) What are the chances we, collectively, are in an experiment in which we'll be turned into chickens by May.
2) Which of the most beautiful breeds is Christ the Chicken.
3) Don't forget to meet your neighbors at the Meat Cute on Valentine's Day!!!!

[PANSY'S KIDS]
Val! I have in my possession all of Teddy Lupin's earthly belongings. Would you like me to do anything to them.

Speak soon or forever hold your peace as he's already wearing my shirts, and I have to get those back sometime.

Comments

[terebinthine]

What's going to happen at the "Meat Cute"?

[asterroid]

The opportunity to meet nice people at a good? reasonably priced dinner!

[terebinthine]

I haven't heard good things about "Meat Sweats".

[potionmagique]

We'd be far less interesting to spy on as chickens, I think.

[asterroid]

Oh boy are we being spied on.

[potionmagique]

Non-zero chance, if you ask me.

[scrooged]

Chickens can't pay rent.

[asterroid]

Sure they can, once they're dinner.
Free range goes for lots.

[scrooged]

Eating your tenants hardly seems like a reliable long-term income source.

[alivent]

Can we expect chicken at the meat cute?

[asterroid]

In at least three iterations. Lavish.

Unless everyone's off it by then? Do you feel like being a vegetarian or the opposite, here.

[alivent]

At the moment? I'm a bit turned off from it. But honest I'd eat nothing but if it meant I could get my things. You haven't seen any trunks full of textbooks around, have you?

[ringhollow]

As a Sweaty alumna, do I still get the employee discount?

[asterroid]

Once you're sweaty you're always sweaty.

[corriespondence]

The Jesus in my room looks just kinda Basic Chicken to me, but then I don't remember much but the really long tails.

[asterroid]

You would think our lord and chicken savior would get to have an amazing tail.
But I guess he didn't brag much.

Parkinkids

[valerianroot]

Oh, definitely get your shirts back.

Parkinkids

[asterroid]

Well yes, soon, but this is an opportunity!! Years belated revenge, never suspected! Maybe his best pants just go missing or maybe his shampoo spilled in all his shoes.

Parkinkids

[valerianroot]

I don't need revenge and he's my next door neighbor anyway so it seems like a bad precedent to set.

[highlygrifted]

Hey, is Meat Sweats hiring?

[asterroid]

Oh, eternally. What kind of job do you want?

[highlygrifted]

Not gonna lie to you, it'd be best if it's not a very ... important job.

[louisweasley]

Oh I don’t know about the meat cute.

[chasingrivers]

don't worry nobody's ever died at a meat cute

[asterroid]

To clarify: no one's even come close to dying at a Meat Cute. They're cute!