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[asterroid]

So good to see you all!! This place is weird!
Some questions immediately burning:

1) What are the chances we, collectively, are in an experiment in which we'll be turned into chickens by May.
2) Which of the most beautiful breeds is Christ the Chicken.
3) Don't forget to meet your neighbors at the Meat Cute on Valentine's Day!!!!

[PANSY'S KIDS]
Val! I have in my possession all of Teddy Lupin's earthly belongings. Would you like me to do anything to them.

Speak soon or forever hold your peace as he's already wearing my shirts, and I have to get those back sometime.

Comments

[potionmagique]

The location certainly helps.

[asterroid]

And fewer roommates than school.

[potionmagique]

Free popcorn.

[asterroid]

...Well now I'm back around to "turning us into chickens", corn could pretty easily be repurposed.
But risk worth reward.

[potionmagique]

I bet life would be a lot simpler as a chicken anyway.

[asterroid]

Boring, though. Your entire life spent making someone else's breakfast.

[potionmagique]

You work at a restaurant.

[asterroid]

Well only for now.
But then maybe chickens have goals, too.

[potionmagique]

Getting more corn, probably.
But in the scope of a bird's life, that really is something.