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[cristrelawney]

Why is everything here ominous?

Why does it say friend(s)?

What's the lunar calendar got to do with anything?

What is sexy attire?

[...]

Also. One of the strings on my violin snapped just before these were delivered and that doesn't feel like a coincidence.

[...]

I'm moving.

Comments

[louisweasley]

I think management likes using us for entertainment.

[highlygrifted]

You’re allowed to have more than one mate.

But it’s not mandatory.

Personally, I like to keep mine in the tight 2-5 range.

[20thcenturytoy]

Honestly, what hasn't the lunar calendar got to do with?

[corriespondence]

Your violin often do that?

[roxstarenergy]

[...] Don't overthink it.
Sometimes a violin string is just that.

[olivebranchedout]

i think it sounds fun

like, exciting

[hotgoss]

Someone tell me what "Waxing Crescent, 40% Illumination." means I don't want to MISS A SEXY PARTY!