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[cristrelawney]

Why is everything here ominous?

Why does it say friend(s)?

What's the lunar calendar got to do with anything?

What is sexy attire?

[...]

Also. One of the strings on my violin snapped just before these were delivered and that doesn't feel like a coincidence.

[...]

I'm moving.

Comments

[louisweasley]

I think management likes using us for entertainment.

[cristrelawney]

That would be [...] exceedingly unprofessional.

[louisweasley]

Yes. Maybe they're lonely.

[cristrelawney]

Not much of an excuse.

But I'll check with Sprout.

[highlygrifted]

You’re allowed to have more than one mate.

But it’s not mandatory.

Personally, I like to keep mine in the tight 2-5 range.

[cristrelawney]

Funny.

That's not what I'm concerned about.

[highlygrifted]

Cheers!

Bud probably just doesn’t want to make assumptions about your relationship yet.

[cristrelawney]

Then why wouldn't he just sign his name?

[corriespondence]

Pleased to have made the cut!

[highlygrifted]

You had such tough competition too. My house is brimming with super likable people.

[20thcenturytoy]

Honestly, what hasn't the lunar calendar got to do with?

[cristrelawney]

[...] I don't follow.

[20thcenturytoy]

The moon's a lodestone.

[corriespondence]

Your violin often do that?

[cristrelawney]

No. This is the first time. I'm lucky I didn't lose an eye.

[corriespondence]

It can put out an eye?

[roxstarenergy]

[...] Don't overthink it.
Sometimes a violin string is just that.

[cristrelawney]

Sometimes. But this is all so strange already.

[roxstarenergy]

Everything's strange if you look at it too long.

This, though, yes. Strange.

[olivebranchedout]

i think it sounds fun

like, exciting

[cristrelawney]

Which part, exactly?

[olivebranchedout]

i just like a mystery, and the paper was fancy. it'll probably be ritzy.

[hotgoss]

Someone tell me what "Waxing Crescent, 40% Illumination." means I don't want to MISS A SEXY PARTY!

[cristrelawney]

Ask Teddy. Maybe he won't blow you off.

[...]

The invitation said they'll 'make sure you don't miss it', though. So I wouldn't worry too much. About that part.

[hotgoss]

What if I'm asleep this time the circus music starts??