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[ringhollow]

Today the decal on my wall says Wash your hands. 🖤 Mom

I always wash my hands. always. My mum hasn't had to tell me since I was in utero.

Lysander, how do I sue a wall for slander? Or libel. Whichever one is lies

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[louisweasley]

The wall cares deeply about hygiene.

[ringhollow]

These walls shouldn't shelter anybody who doesn't

[louisweasley]

Hey, I bathe!

[ringhollow]

Are you sure it's adequate? Scrub behind the ears?

[humansuit]

Libel's written, slander's out loud.

[ringhollow]

LIBEL

[humansuit]

Well in that case, there's more evidence, but you'll have to prove it's about you, and false, and ruining your reputation.
Have you found yourself particularly alienated, slandered, or unable to succeed in your work and personal life lately?

[20thcenturytoy]

I wonder if Mom's a chicken.

[ringhollow]

I wasn't prepared for this development.

[20thcenturytoy]

You never could have been.

[scrooged]

Wonder what would happen if you didn't wash your hands.

[ringhollow]

Why don't you find out and then tell me how it goes from a distance of at least 4m.

[toadyouso]

Are you a germophobe?

[ringhollow]

I'm careful

[onthescene]

I mean, it is good advice.

[ringhollow]

Would you want to wake up and see this on your wall?

[corriespondence]

Any chance it's actually MoM, like Minister of Magic?

[hotgoss]

OH THAT'S SO SMART YEAH

[ringhollow]

Which one d'you reckon the Granger brood uses?

[hotgoss]

I don't think you could sue a decal but you could sue Forsythe but you would probably get kicked out of the building

[ringhollow]

I like the price too much.

[hotgoss]

Yeah same especially after that meat cute discount!!