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[Americana]

Who didn't pay their rent? I wanted a soak after my run and it's fuckin rank

Today the decal on my wall says Wash your hands. 🖤 Mom

I always wash my hands. always. My mum hasn't had to tell me since I was in utero.

Lysander, how do I sue a wall for slander? Or libel. Whichever one is lies

ATTENTION:
LOST CAT

✖️ ORANGE
✖️ LOOSE
✖️ ALLEGEDLY NAMED "JERRY"
✖️ NO SENSE OF PERSONAL BOUNDARIES
✖️ LOOSE