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[ladscience]

I need to know if Crups can poop hairbrushes and if Mafalda takes a good mugshot or I won't be able to sleep tonight

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[roxstarenergy]

What’s Maffie up to.

[ladscience]

Raising bail money, probably.

[roxstarenergy]

Is feeding a crup a hairbrush illegal or just stupid?

[ladscience]

Some might say it's bold and daring, like a new flavour of Doritos.

[roxstarenergy]

Mmm hairitos

[ladscience]

Oh I just got an idea for Dad's birthday present

[roxstarenergy]

Oh, no.

[ladscience]

You don't think he already has some do you

[roxstarenergy]

Of course not.
Just now I have to think of something equally good.

[ladscience]

Got it. Cheezits made from bees—Beezits.

[changeyourmind]

could be smart if you have to get rid of a hairbrush

[ladscience]

Are you implying Mafalda murdered a man with a hairbrush and used a Statute violation at a muggle dog show as the cover to get rid of it

[changeyourmind]

you can't be tried for murder if you're being investigated for statute violation i'm pretty sure

[ladscience]

Mafalda's strayed so far from merlin's plan, how could she fall so far

[changeyourmind]

honestly i think this could happen to anyone

[ladscience]

You think we should join her in rock bottom instead

[changeyourmind]

Not sure we should be throwing stones since we live here and she owns a house, I assume

[ladscience]

We probably take better mugshots tho soooooo

[changeyourmind]

That's true. Too bad we never get arrested.

[ladscience]

If you absolutely had to get arrested in the next 24 hours what crime would you commit first

[roxstarenergy]

And you could murder with a hairbrush at least two ways.

[changeyourmind]

Just two? Get creative

[roxstarenergy]

In a pinch, two.
With a little time, well. Infinite.